candy and pop for dinner

The kids went to the movies with their mother last night.

Needless to say, they had candy and pop for dinner.

And this was the converstion in the car on the way home.....

B: Slug bug
H: ........
H: whats that smell?
B: you're upper lip
H: huh?
B: slug big!
H: PT bruiser
B: ........
H: what do you think its easier to smell, your upper lip or your bottom lip
B: upper duh, its right below your nose. thats the point of the joke
B: Cadillac Whack!
B: Grand Am Slam
H: Minivan!
H: Truck!
H: Volkswagon!
H: Whatever its called!
B: ok, who farted?
H: your upper lip...
B: thats not how the joke goes Harley...quit stealing my lines
H: okay, your lower lip
B: that still doesnt make sense
H: but thats my joke, and I like it...